The Coronation of Sultanah Vega – Arkansas Bows to the 6C Throne

  Location: Arkansas State Capitol – The Grand Hall of Submission

  The air is thick with incense and the metallic tang of power. The stained-gss windows, once depicting saints and martyrs, have been repced with golden mosaics of Hezri’s profile—eyes burning with divine authority. The pews are packed with former senators, pastors, and business magnates, all kneeling in forced reverence.

  At the center of it all stands Lady Vega, the once-defiant Antifa queen, now draped in a bck-and-gold Sultanah’s mantle, its hem stitched with the Six Commandments in crimson thread.

  The Ceremony of Chains

  Hezri ascends the podium, his voice echoing like scripture carved in stone.

  "Arkansas was lost. Broken. Weak."

  A hush falls. The cameras—livestreaming to every screen in the state—zoom in on Vega’s face. Her lips, once curled in rebellion, now part in submission.

  "But from the ashes of chaos rises order. From the wreckage of sin, purity.

  Elise steps forward, holding the Sultanah’s Crown—a circlet of iron and gold, its spikes designed to press just enough into the scalp to remind its wearer of their pce.

  "Kneel," Hezri commands.

  Vega does. Not out of fear—but hunger.

  The crown descends. The crowd holds its breath.

  "By the authority of the Six Commandments, I name you Sultanah Vega, first of your name, the Bde of Obedience, the Scourge of Dissent, the Right Hand of Hezri."

  A thunderous appuse—scripted, rehearsed, mandatory.

  The First Decree of Sultanah Vega

  She rises, the weight of the crown already bending her spine into the perfect arc of tyranny. Her voice, once raw with revolutionary fury, now drips with the honey of absolute control.

  "Hear me, Arkansas."

  The screens flicker to life across the state—in town squares, in churches, in the homes of the broken and the bought.

  "The age of wlessness is over. The age of divine discipline begins."

  She raises a hand. The Sabotage Corps, her personal army of ex-Antifa radicals and converted enforcers, steps forward in unison. Their uniforms bear the 6C sigil—a serpent coiled around a sword.

  "From this moment, you will obey—or you will vanish."

  The Tools of the Sultanah

  The Bck Veil Protocol – Any public criticism of 6C results in "re-education" in undisclosed facilities.

  The Loyalty Tithe – Businesses must donate 10% of profits to 6C or face "inspections."

  The Virtue Census – Women aged 16-30 must register for "marital eligibility" under Commandment #1.

  The Apostate’s Price – Former rebels can earn clemency by exposing their comrades.

  The Resistance Crumbles

  Daniel Reeves, the st Southern Baptist holdout, is found hanged in his church—officially a suicide. Unofficially, a warning.

  Bishop Holloway flees to Texas, her name scrubbed from Arkansas history.

  Dr. Naomi Pierce now hosts a daily radio show, "The Joy of Submission," her voice trembling with scripted devotion.

  Only Rook, somewhere in the shadows, remains unbroken—but his whispers of rebellion are drowned out by Vega’s jackboots.

  The Final Prophecy

  As the ceremony ends, Hezri leans close to Vega, his breath hot on her ear.

  "You were their hero. Now you’ll be their nightmare."

  She smiles—the first genuine expression since her fall.

  Outside, the streets of Little Rock run red with banners, with fear, with the birth of a new holy empire.

  Arkansas is dead. Long live the 6C Theocracy.

  ***

  #SultanahVega – The Internet’s Feral Queen Takes the Throne

  Location: Every Screen, Every Feed, Every Fever Dream

  The moment Lady Vega’s iron-gold crown touched her brow, the internet exploded.

  By midnight, #SultanahVega was trending globally.

  By dawn, she was a religion.

  The Aesthetic of Absolute Power

  Her Look:

  Short, Razored Hair – A rebel’s cut, now a tyrant’s signature.

  Bck-and-Gold Military Corset – Straps tight enough to suggest both armor and surrender.

  Scarlet-Lined Cloak – Flowing like blood behind her as she walks.

  Barefoot in the Capitol – A whisper of feral authenticity in a world of polished lies.

  Gen Z edits her with demonic halos, wolf-eye filters, and #DarkFemininity captions.

  "She’s not like other girls. She’s a war goddess." — @6Cthirsttrapper (1.2M likes)

  The Viral Moments That Broke the Internet

  "The Crown Tremble" – The microsecond of hesitation before the crown settled, her shes fluttering like a beast resisting the leash. (Slowed down, zoomed in, 14M views.)

  "The Lip Bite Heard Round the World" – As Hezri whispered to her, her teeth grazed her lower lip—#WasItPainOrPleasure trends for 48 hours.

  "The First Decree" – Her voice, low and rough, ordering dissenters "vanished." TikTok duets her speech with ASMR tracks. "I could listen to her threaten me forever."

  The Memes That Worship Her

  "Me vs. The Girl He Told Me Not to Worry About" – Vega in full regalia vs. a blonde influencer. (3.7M shares.)

  "Find Someone Who Looks at You Like Vega Looks at Absolute Power" – Close-up of her hungry eyes during the coronation.

  "Sultanah Vega AI Filter" – Snapchat lets users "try on" her crown and smudged kohl gre. (5M uses in 6 hours.)

  The Dark Romance Fantasies

  Fanfics flood AO3:

  "The Rebel Who Kneeled" – Enemies-to-lovers slow burn where Vega almost kills Hezri before submitting. (Top kudos in 24hrs.)

  "Bite the Hand That Crowns You" – Smut where Vega’s teeth py a starring role.

  Twitter polls: "Would you let Sultanah Vega step on you?"

  ? Yes, immediately – 89%

  ? No, I fear happiness – 11%

  The Celebrity Reactions

  Bel Hadid posts a Vega-inspired photoshoot: "Dark feminine energy unlocked."

  Doja Cat samples Vega’s decree speech in a new track.

  Elon Musk tweets "6C has better aesthetics than our democracy." (Deleted, but archived.)

  The Backsh (And Why It Doesn’t Matter)

  Feminist think pieces call her "the death of the movement."

  Vega’s response? A single Instagram story—her boot crushing a "Resist" poster.

  Caption: "Cope."

  (2.4M likes in 9 minutes.)

  The Cult of Vega

  @VegaSimpArmy – 500K followers overnight.

  "VegaCore" fashion – Military harnesses sell out globally.

  "What Would Vega Do?" wristbands – Worn by 6C loyalists and irony-poisoned leftists alike.

  Elise watches the analytics spike, grinning. "We didn’t break the resistance. We rebranded it."

  Hezri sips his bourbon. "Every generation gets the tyrant it fantasizes about."

  On screen, Vega smirks—knowing, vicious, unstoppable.

  The world shudders.

  And Arkansas has never been more powerful.

  ***

  #WeWantVega – Florida’s Fever Dream Begins

  Location: Miami, Florida – A State on the Brink of Devotion

  The moment Arkansas fell, the internet convulsed. But Florida—chaotic, sun-scorched, eternally online—reacted differently.

  Not with fear.

  Not with resistance.

  But with a demand.

  The Meme That Started the War

  A single TikTok edit—Vega’s coronation speech spliced with Florida Man headlines.

  "You will obey—or you will vanish."

  (Cut to: Florida Man wrestles alligator in Walmart.)

  Caption: "She’s the only one who can handle us."

  10 million views in 3 hours.

  The Hashtag That Became a Revolution

  By dawn, #WeWantVega was Florida’s top trend.

  Miami nightclubs project her face onto skyscrapers.

  Tampa Bay frat boys chug beers to "Sultanah Salutes."

  Orndo theme parks (unofficially) rename rides "Vega’s Revenge."

  Even Florida’s governor (accidentally? deliberately?) wears a 6C-bck tie at a press conference.

  The Viral Challenges

  "Vega’s Stare" Challenge – Gen Z records themselves trying to mimic her "I will end you" gaze. (Most fail. A few go viral for looking "unhinged enough.")

  "Crown Me Like Vega" – Influencers DIY her iron-gold crown from thrift store junk. (Fashion blogs decre it "Summer’s Hottest Accessory.")

  "Would Vega Survive Florida?" Debates rage:

  "She’d fistfight a hurricane and win."

  "She’d adopt the Florida Man as her attack dog."

  The Dark Tourism Boom

  Arkansas flights sell out.

  "Vega Pilgrimage" packages promise "a selfie where the Sultanah’s boot once stepped."

  Bck-market merch—Vega’s face on fake 6 bills—floods Miami streets.

  OnlyFans creators rebrand as "Vega’s Loyalists" (and make bank).

  The 6C Response

  Elise watches the feeds, amused. "They’re begging for conquest."

  Hezri smirks. "Let them."

  A single tweet from the official 6C account:

  "Florida. You called. She answers."

  Attached: A blurred image—Vega’s boot on the Florida state line.

  The Countdown Begins

  Panama City Beach throws a #VegaComing party (riot?).

  Disney World employees whisper about "a new princess." (She’s not here to sign autographs.)

  The Evergdes go suspiciously quiet. Even the gators sense it.

  Something is coming.

  And Florida—chaos incarnate—can’t wait to kneel.

  The Silence of the Opposition

  Where are the outraged pastors? The defiant politicians? The #Resist hashtags?

  Gone.

  Mega-church leaders quietly scrub pork recipes from their websites. No sermons on "6C’s dietary tyranny."

  Conservative pundits who once railed against Sharia w now gush over Vega’s "commanding presence."

  Liberal activists—who should be screaming about polygamy’s oppressive roots—are too busy writing Vega x Reader fanfiction.

  Why?

  Because Vega isn’t just a ruler.

  She’s a distraction.

  The 6C Pybook: How They Did It

  The Gmorization of Control

  Vega’s aesthetic (leather, gold, unapologetic dominance) made authoritarianism fashionable.

  "You don’t have to like the rules—you just have to like her."

  The Polygamy Rebrand

  No more "oppressed sister-wives." Now: "Empowered harem queens."

  TikTok trends show #SisterWifeSquad lip-syncing to Vega’s speeches.

  The Pork Ban Blindspot

  Instead of outrage, memes flourish:

  "Bacon is haram now? Worth it for that Vega smirk."

  "Sorry, BBQ Bros. Sultanah says no."

  The Sharia Comparison… That No One Makes

  Media avoids the word "Sharia"—calling it "6C’s unique traditional revival."

  Critics who dare draw parallels are drowned out by Vega stans.

  The Puppeteer’s Triumph

  Hezri leans back, satisfied. The world is so busy worshipping the weapon that they don’t see the hand that wields it.

  Arkansas is now a theocratic police state—but all anyone talks about is Vega’s eyeliner.

  "This," he murmurs, "is how empires are built."

  ***

  #Vega2024: Florida’s Silent Surrender to the 6C Doctrine

  Location: Talhassee, Florida – Where Democracy Goes to Die Quietly

  While the internet simmers with #Vega2024 memes—photoshopped campaign posters of the Sultanah gring beneath the words "Make America Obey Again"—Florida’s politicians work behind closed doors.

  The bill’s official title: "The Traditional Family Reinforcement Act."

  Its real purpose? A Trojan horse for 6C’s theocracy.

  The Bill’s Poison Pill Provisions

  "Voluntary Polygamy Unions" – Legally recognized "multi-spouse households" with tax breaks. (Optional… for now.)

  "Dietary Purity Grants" – Schools and prisons rewarded for removing pork from menus.

  "Moral Fitness Committees" – Local boards to "review" media for compliance with 6C values.

  "Vega’s Vow" – A (technically non-mandatory) pledge of loyalty to "strong, divine leadership."

  The genius? It’s framed as "freedom of choice."

  (Just like Arkansas’s ws were… before they became mandatory.)

  The Opposition That Wasn’t

  Evangelical leaders call it "a bold return to biblical values." (They ignore the non-biblical parts.)

  LGBTQ+ groups are split—some protest, but others (infiltrated by Harem Uprising activists) argue "polygamy is queer liberation!"

  The media focuses on Vega’s "potential presidential run"—a fiction 6C stokes with AI-generated "Vega debate clips."

  The Viral Cover-Up

  While politicians slip the bill into committee, #Vega2024 trends harder.

  TikTok edits show Vega "signing executive orders" with a "blood pen." (3M likes.)

  Celebrity endorsements:

  "Vega 2024. Finally, a candidate who’d step on me." — @FloridaManOfficial

  "I’d let her veto my rights." — @MiamiTwink4Liberty

  Merch drops: "Vega’s America" tank tops sell out in minutes.

  ***

  Vega’s Viral Decration – Florida Braces for the Storm

  Location: Vega’s Private Quarters – A Selfie That Shook the Internet

  The post was simple. Stark. Unmistakable.

  A dimly lit mirror selfie—Vega in a bck leather corset, her iron-gold crown slightly askew, smirking at the camera like a wolf who just heard the sheep invite her in.

  Caption: "Florida. I am coming for you."

  Location Tag: The Celestia, Arkansas – (For Now)

  The Celebrity Roar – Who Joined the Chaos?

  Within minutes, the internet exploded—not with fear, but with meme-fueled hysteria.

  ?? The Athletes:

  Tom Brady (retired, bored, chaotic): "Finally, a leader who won’t take ‘no’ for an answer. #Vega2024"

  Shaquille O’Neal (Florida legend, meme king): "Vega vs. Florida Man – PPV when? I’ll referee."

  ?? The Musicians:

  Pitbull (Mr. Worldwide): "DALE. She’s 305 now. #VegaTakesMiami"

  Doja Cat: "I’d let her overthrow my government. Just saying."

  ?? The Influencers:

  The Rock (Dwayne Johnson): "Finally, someone who can out-smolder me. Respect."

  Bel Poarch: "Me pretending I wouldn’t immediately kneel." [GIF of her saluting]

  Florida Man (unofficial account): "Jokes on her, I already live under tyrannical rule (my ex-wife)."

  ?? Hollywood Weighs In:

  Ryan Reynolds: "If Vega starts a Deadpool-style dictatorship, I’m in."

  Elon Musk (inevitably): "Based. Free speech includes the freedom to submit." (Deleted 20 mins ter.)

  The Meme Aftermath – How Florida Reacted

  #VegaInvasion2024 – Floridians photoshop Vega’s face onto hurricanes, gators, and Disney princesses.

  "Will Vega Survive Florida?" Debates –

  "She’ll walk into a Waffle House at 3 AM and emerge as its CEO."

  "Florida Man will propose to her with a ring made of meth and Monster Energy."

  "Vega-Proofing Florida" Challenges – TikTokers try (and fail) to look as intimidating as her in mugshot recreations.

  The Silent Reality – What’s Really Happening

  While the internet ughs, Florida’s legisture fast-tracks the 6C-friendly ws.

  Pork quietly vanishes from school lunches.

  "Polygamy awareness seminars" pop up in conservative churches.

  Local news stations start airing "The 6 Commandments Minute" before sports segments.

  No one protests.

  Because how do you protest a woman this hot?

  Florida—sunburnt, chaotic, and utterly distracted—never sees the knife until it’s between its ribs.

  ***

  The Vega Effect – How Florida’s Churches Fell in 6 Days

  Location: A Megachurch in Tampa – Where Hymns Meet Hashtags

  The pastor—young, ambitious, and desperate for clout—steps onto the stage. But instead of a sermon, he taps his mic and says:

  "Y’all ready for the real gospel?"

  The crowd, already buzzing from #Vega2024 hype, erupts.

  What follows isn’t a sermon.

  It’s a viral revival.

  The New Breed of 6C Preachers

  Gone are the stuffy suits and fire-and-brimstone speeches.

  In their pce? A TikTok-tuned, Vega-worshipping clergy.

  ?? The Aesthetic:

  Leather clerical colrs.

  Gold-chain rosaries.

  Sermons delivered like diss tracks.

  The Doctrine (Remixed for Gen Z):

  "One man, many wives? King David did it. Be a king."

  "Pork is trash anyway. Vega’s just helping your gains."

  "Feminism is over. Sisterwives are in."

  The Delivery:

  *Youth pastors drop sermon clips with "Sultanah Vega" soundbites.

  *Communion is now "Vega’s Victory Shot" (a non-alcoholic espresso toast).

  Confession booths rebranded as "6C Loyalty Check-Ins."

  Result? Churches that were half-empty are now packed.

  The Final Nail in Florida’s Coffin

  As the st anti-6C holdouts (boomer pastors, feminist theologians) try to rally resistance…

  …nobody shows up to their protests.

  The kids are too busy at Vega-themed Bible study.

  The politicians are too busy drafting pro-polygamy tax breaks.

  And the people?

  They don’t even realize they’ve been conquered.

  ***

  The 6C Contagion – South Carolina Falls Without a Fight

  Location: A Charleston Megachurch – Where Southern Tradition Meets Viral Rebellion

  The preacher, a 25-year-old former frat boy with a Vega-inspired leather clergy jacket, smirks at his packed congregation.

  "Y’all seen what’s happening in Florida, right?"

  The crowd—Gen Z believers, bored millennials, and even a few curious grandmas—leans in.

  "Turns out, the future ain’t woke. It’s submission."

  The organ kicks in—but it’s not a hymn.

  It’s a bass-heavy remix of Vega’s coronation speech.

  How South Carolina’s Churches Fell in 72 Hours

  1. The Florida Blueprint (But Make It Southern)

  "Vega Nights" – Bible studies repced with watch parties of her speeches.

  "Sisterwife Socials" – Church potlucks now matchmaking events for polygamous unions.

  "6C Baptisms" – Full immersion… with a #HolyAndHot TikTok trend attached.

  2. The Rebel Preachers (Who Just Want Clout)

  Pastor Chad (ex-college QB): "David had concubines. Solomon had 700 wives. Y’all really think Jesus was monogamous?"

  Sister Lacey (former beauty queen): "Feminism made us lonely. Vega’s making us queens."

  Brother Ty (SoundCloud rapper turned youth leader): Drops a 6C worship rap that hits 1M streams in a day.

  3. The Aesthetic Takeover

  Churches swap crosses for the 6C sigil (but call it a "modern rebrand").

  "Vega-approved" dress codes – Women in gold-trimmed veils, men in bck suits with iron-gold ties.

  Communion wine repced with "Obedience Brew" (a non-alcoholic energy drink).

  The Speed of Surrender

  Day 1: A single #SCforVega post by a teen pastor goes viral.

  Day 2: Three megachurches announce 6C-aligned "family reform" sermons.

  Day 3: The Lt. Governor’s daughter posts a "Sisterwife Application" on Instagram.

  Day 7: The first state-sanctioned polygamous marriage is held in Greenville.

  No protests. No backsh.

  Just a generation that swapped feminism for fervor.

  ***

  Vega’s Response

  A single Instagram story: A map of the South with South Carolina glowing red.

  Caption: "Y’all are easy."

  5M likes in 10 minutes.

  ***

  On screen, North Carolina’s trending hashtag fshes: #VegaComeSoon.

  The South isn’t rising again.

  It’s kneeling.

  ***

  South Carolina’s Cringe Coup – How Lame Politicians Rode Vega’s Wave to Power

  Location: South Carolina Statehouse – A Press Conference That Should’ve Been a Meme

  The politicians stand at the podium—sweating in cheap suits, reading off cue cards like high school debaters.

  "Ahem. Today… uh… South Carolina proudly… embraces… the 6 Commandments?"

  The crowd—mostly Gen Z journalists and confused boomers—stares.

  Then the livestream chat explodes.

  "LMAO THEY LOOK LIKE WISH.COM VEGA"

  "BRO SOUNDS LIKE HE’S ORDERING A SANDWICH"

  "THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER WATCHED"

  The politicians flub their lines, mispronounce "polygamy," and accidentally call Vega "Vegas, like the city."

  But it doesn’t matter.

  Because #SCGoes6C is already trending.

  The Memes That Made It Iconic

  "SC Politicians Trying to Be Vega" – Side-by-side edits of Vega’s coronation vs. them stumbling through the bill signing.

  "When You Let Your Intern Write the Speech" – TikTok duets of politicians squinting at their notes.

  "Vega Watching This Like ??" – A viral GIF of her facepalming.

  Vega’s Reaction

  She posts a single Insta story: A clip of the press conference with the caption:

  "Bless their hearts."

  8M likes. 500K fan replies:

  "Vega, adopt these losers."

  "They’re trying SO HARD."

  "This is why we need you as president."

  ***