Chapter 2: So-called bosom friends (Part 1)

  "Xiao Ran, your expression is so rich! Dear... smile one."

  Lin Ya Yan excitedly took out her phone to take a photo.

  "It's ridiculous!! I want to cry!!"

  Others are worried sick, but he's still smiling with a look of small happiness, I really want to take his head off and kick it like a ball.

  "What's wrong with my little Yan? Who bullied you? I'll help you deal with him!"

  Lin Yayun sat down beside Xiaoran with a plop and clapped her hands together.

  "Get out... Leave your nonsense for your family's Sasa, I can't take it..."

  Xiao Ran felt uncomfortable listening to his little woman's tone.

  Indeed, doing evil will incur heavenly punishment.

  "Haha, you found out, I'm so sorry!!" She finally stopped using that tone when talking to Xiaoran.

  "This is still somewhat normal."

  Xiao Ran sighed and immediately looked bitter: "What to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do!!!!!"

  "Being entangled is useless! It's better to spend more time with handsome guys. Recently, I've set my sights on a few top-notch ones!"

  "Shameless flower idiot! Your family's Sasa is pitiful, no, it seems I'm even more miserable!"

  "How is it possible! You know what. Only after wandering through a sea of flowers and having more choices, can one discover the goodness of my hometown, Sasa!"

  Xiao Ran looked at a certain woman with disdain and contempt.

  "Don't make excuses for your infidelity, you're wishy-washy, chaotic from start to finish, like a willow in the wind, and a red apricot falling over the wall. Whoever is yours is this kind of loser. You're stepping on so many boats, aren't you afraid of capsizing? I advise you to be careful not to get struck by lightning!"

  "If I'm struck by lightning, then so be it. Before I die, I'll indulge in a few top-notch things. I won't lose out that way. As the saying goes, 'To die under the peony flowers is to leave a lingering fragrance even as a ghost!'"

  Lin Yayan is really infatuated to the extreme, quoting classics and all! However, those words seem to be what men would say only. ⊙﹏⊙ sweat

  Xiao Ran has strong contempt for a certain woman.

  "Xiao Ran, what's with the staring? I know I've become prettier recently, but do you have to look at me like that? It makes people feel embarrassed!!" She said, pretending to be shy.

  "Ugh..." Xia Ran made a disgusted face.

  "Hey, hey, hey... Little Yan, what's wrong with you? Are you sick or something? If you have any last words, say them quickly! I'll definitely pass them on to Uncle and Auntie for you. Next year at Qingming Festival... I'll definitely burn incense for you. Hmm, right, what about the large size ones???"

  "Yah Yan died, can't wait for me to die? But what does this have to do with size?"

  "I'll prepare your burial clothes for you..." Lin Ya Yan still innocently blinked her eyes, as if I should be thanking her.

  "I don't mind leaving the mourning clothes for you." Little Dye narrowed her eyes dangerously, ready to take down Cai Yan.

  Something's wrong! Wiping away a cold sweat, Lin Yayen pointed at the 'sky' (ceiling) and shouted loudly: "Look, there's a grey machine!"

  "How come I never noticed you had X-ray vision before!" You can actually see through the ceiling and spot the gray machine. O__O"... This chick must be crazy."

  Lin Yayan turned her dark eyes and stared at her beautiful apricot eyes, as if she had thought of something.

  "Stop right there! I remember last time we had a get-together, you lost at cards and still haven't accepted your punishment. Now I've thought of what the penalty should be!"

  As for advantages, Lin Yayun has very few, but changing the subject is absolutely her specialty. Who made a certain woman take the bait every time?