Chapter 11: The Chaos of Sex After Waking Up from Drunkenness

  Due to the effect of alcohol, I didn't sleep well all night and when I looked at my watch it was already past 8 o'clock. The class time had long passed, so I decided not to go. In this state, even if I went, I would just fall asleep on the desk, which would also affect the teacher's mood while lecturing.

  Yesterday, since it was already past curfew, I took Qin Ke back home and let her sleep in Tong Chen's old room. After Tong Chen left, I still stubbornly believed that she would one day return to my side, so her room remained unchanged. When she left, she left behind the makeup and clothes I had given her, which I have kept all along.

  Yesterday, when I was almost at my doorstep, the thing I was worried about finally happened. Qin Kei threw up all over me and her clothes, so I had to call Zhang Wei in the middle of the night to change Qin Kei's clothes, letting her wear one of my oversized T-shirts, and took the dirty clothes to wash them.

  After taking a bath, I felt much more comfortable and refreshed. It's been a long time since I cooked for myself, so I decided to head to the kitchen next. Speaking of my cooking skills, they have been tested by many people and confirmed. They are amazed at my exceptional culinary abilities while also being puzzled as to why I need to learn how to cook. In their opinion, with my capabilities, I should be able to win over a kind-hearted woman's heart and live a life where food is delivered to my mouth and clothes are handed to me, making it unnecessary for me to learn cooking.

  I learned to cook for two reasons. Firstly, it's a hobby. Just like some people enjoy playing video games or drinking alcohol, there's no particular reason why I like cooking. Moreover, I find that thinking about problems or taking a break while cooking in the kitchen is quite enjoyable. Secondly, nowadays, girls who can cook are extremely rare, even rarer than virgins. As someone who doesn't have a virgin complex, I wouldn't care if my girlfriend could cook or not. However, considering survival in the future, as a man, one must learn to cook in order to stand tall and be independent; otherwise, without these skills, you'll suffer from malnutrition and die unjustly. This makes cooking an essential survival skill for modern men. Just thinking about how another necessary quality has been added to the list of requirements for successful men fills my heart with sorrow.

  Has the current women's liberation movement gone off track? A revolution has been used by many female compatriots as an excuse for idleness. This makes us reflect, otherwise it may return to a matriarchal society if it continues like this. According to Darwin's "Origin of Species", I am afraid that with the progress of technology, once humans solve the two major problems of single-sex reproduction and men being able to satisfy their own sexual pleasure, will women disappear from the earth?

  Just as I was taking eggs from the refrigerator, Qin Ke Yi suddenly flung open the door with a "whoosh", stormed into the kitchen doorway, wearing only my oversized T-shirt, revealing her two long and slender white legs, standing there with disheveled hair and staring straight at me. People who often watch TV would have seen this kind of scene before - a girl gets drunk and is brought back home by a guy, wakes up to find herself in an unfamiliar room, her clothes already changed, but can't remember what happened the night before, so she becomes sensitive and thinks she was taken advantage of. Qin Ke Yi was acting like that kind of sensitive and silly woman at this moment. I decided to play a joke on her, so I pretended to be afraid to look her in the eye, as if I had a guilty conscience.

  After staring at me for about 20 seconds, Qin Ke finally spoke up. "Was it fun last night?" Her tone was suppressed anger.

  "Hmm... I don't know how you feel, but I didn't sleep well all night." As soon as I said this, I almost burst out laughing and had to force myself to hold it in. I looked up at Qin Ke Yi, who had clearly trembled when she heard my words, her eyes wide with an even more ferocious expression than before.

  "Kang Jian, you son of a bitch! You're not even human! You're worse than an animal!!! Do I look like someone who can be messed with? Bastard!!!" Qin Ke's anger finally overpowered his rationality, and he yelled at me with a nearly crazed expression, while I was fortunate enough to experience the charm of Qin Ke when he lost his temper.

  "I'm not just anyone either. Generally speaking, I wouldn't have any thoughts about an ordinary girl." I smiled and spread my hands out.

  "You bastard!!!" Qin Ke Yi suddenly grabbed a spatula and pounced on me, fortunately the knife was not beside her. I quickly grasped both of her wrists, and we struggled in the kitchen like this. At this moment, I heard someone knocking at the door, so I said to Qin Ke Yi "Okay, okay, pause for now, I'll go open the door." Without caring about Qin Ke Yi's reaction, I took advantage of the opportunity to break free from her and ran to the door to open it. It turned out to be Zhang Wei.

  "What are you doing in there? I'll hear it as soon as I enter. But how is it?"

  "YoYo, how did you get here?" Qin Ke ran out in surprise as soon as he heard Zhang Wei's voice, still holding a shovel in his hand.

  "You're awake! You had a great time yesterday, vomiting all over yourself and Kang Jian. But Kang Jian didn't mind you at all, he even helped wipe your face and feet for you. If I hadn't stopped him in time and pushed him to sleep in the next room, he might have even undressed you to help you clean up."

  "Was it you who changed clothes for me yesterday?" Qin Ke asked tentatively.

  "It seems you don't want me to help you change clothes? Then next time let Kang Jian come, I'm too lazy to care?"

  "Go die! Do you think there will be a next time?" After saying that, Qin Ke gave me an awkward glance.

  "Ah! The rain has cleared up!" I stretched and headed towards the kitchen.

  "What's going on? This is strange!" Zhang Wei asked in puzzlement.

  "It's nothing, he's ill!" Qin Ke hastily said, and after finishing, she fiercely stared at me, as if to say that if I leaked out what just happened, my life would be in danger.

  "Oh, right, Ke Yi, I took your clothes to wash and they're not dry yet. I'll send them over when they are. I promised my classmate that we'd go shopping together, she's waiting for me downstairs. Nothing else, I'm off." Zhang Wei said as he walked towards the door.

  "Thank you, YoYo." Qin Ke said as he walked Zhang Wei out of the door.

  ……

  At this time, I was pouring oil into the pot to fry eggs. Qin Ke suddenly appeared at the kitchen door again. "You really didn't... last night, and not even after YoYo left?" Qin Ke asked me in a low voice, but her attitude had obviously improved. Qin Ke's question was more of an attempt to break the awkward atmosphere than a genuine inquiry, because she should also have understood that the probability of such a thing happening was very small.

  "Hmm... Miss Qin, I think I've already made myself clear. Generally speaking, I wouldn't have any thoughts about most girls. Although you may be confident in your looks and figure, unfortunately, you happen to be the type of girl that doesn't make me have any thoughts." As I spoke, I carelessly cracked some eggs into the pot. I always think that hurting a girl's feelings is more effective than flattering her with ten sentences, especially if she's a beauty. It never fails, and it also satisfies my desire for revenge. After I finished speaking, I secretly observed Qin Ke Yi's expression, and she clearly looked displeased, her face falling as she became visibly angry. Apparently, she still cares about what others think of her looks.

  "So why did you answer like that just now?" Qin Ke's gentle tone from earlier was gone, her voice rising by a few decibels. It seemed my previous words had quite an impact on her.

  "Was there a problem with what I just said? I thought you were asking me if it felt good to get drunk yesterday. Yesterday, I actually had a headache and insomnia from drinking too much. It seems like you've been exposed to too many indecent things lately and your mind is getting a bit dirty. Better find a healthy and positive book to wake up your brain."

  "Go die! Are you seriously teasing me?"

  "Hehe, I just wanted to see what a person's behavior would be like when they're on the verge of collapse." Qin Ke finally cracked a faint smile at my words, but quickly retracted it.

  "Your eggs are ruined." Qin Kaiyi said, turning around and walking towards Tong Chen's room. And I suddenly realized that just now, I was so busy bantering with Qin Kaiyi that I forgot there were still eggs frying in the pot!

  Just as I was taking eggs from the fridge again, Qin Ke came out of the room once more. "Can you take a bath here?"

  "Everything for washing is in the bathroom, and there's also a new toothbrush you can use. The cosmetics are in that room, just pick whatever you like and apply it, but there's only one towel, so if you don't mind using it, go ahead."

  "Got it."

  "This time don't overcook it, I like eating tender ones." Qin Ke Yi said to me as he was about to turn around and leave.