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Chapter 2: Dont Underestimate Innate Talent

  Chapter 2: Don't Underestimate Innate Eating Materials

  Lei Dapeng put down the phone, his eyes filled with confusion and uncertainty.

  On the phone, Egg Brother said: First of all, we must strengthen our confidence. Recite this one hundred times: The east wind blows, the war drum beats, I am the city management officer, who am I afraid of?

  On the phone, Egg Brother said: To defeat the enemy without fighting, you must first make them fearful. In simple terms, it's more intimidating to scare them than to beat them.

  Lei Da Peng asked in confusion: "Then what should I do?"

  "Think for yourself," said Egg Brother. "Relying on heaven and earth is not as good as relying on oneself. The more things you experience, the more skills you will have. There are only things that you don't want to do, but there's nothing that can't be done."

  That's it, after teaching for a while, actually, the one who was taught by Le Ge is still confused, if there wasn't someone to make decisions, Lei Da Peng wouldn't know what to do. Originally, there was a straightforward idea, calling on brothers to beat them up with bricks and sticks would definitely work, but now he's having second thoughts. If we were to bully this couple of old people in their fifties and sixties, it would be easy, but the aftermath would be hard to deal with. Not to mention that winning wouldn't be glorious, let alone whether we could win or not. If they really lie on the ground and pretend to be injured, wearing these uniforms, no matter how reasonable you are, who would believe you?

  Looking back at the electric car, Lei Dapeng, who wanted to retreat, stood still again. If this doesn't work out, he's afraid of being regarded as a comprehensive professional level of idiot, brain damage and fool by the city management. What would happen then?

  So, Ray thought to himself "The east wind blows, the war drum beats, I am the city management officer, who am I afraid of."

  After reciting it several times, his confidence greatly increased, and with a few strides, he stood firmly in front of the old couple's stall, looking fierce and powerful.

  Suddenly, a young man with a crooked eyebrow and a scowl on his face appeared in front of the pancake stall, wearing a city management uniform and looking fierce. He really startled the old couple, who were first shocked and then stunned, before they looked at him again. The old man burst out laughing, and the surrounding vendors also couldn't help but laugh.

  "Hey, the city management team has sent a special envoy for negotiations again."

  "It's time to get off work, what are you guys busy with?"

  "Can't you just send a few more people to chase us away?"

  "Don't mind him, no tool car is coming, it's not our fault."

  As long as they don't come in a group to smash and grab, generally no one is afraid, especially during rush hour. The apple vendor, the fried dough stick seller, the pancake stall owner, and the watermelon cutter, all three generations of old, middle-aged, and young people, each with their own sentence, made fun of Lei Dapeng in his city management uniform. They said that Brother Lei thought he was a big shot back in school, but today he's lost so much face, not to mention outsiders, even the two people in the car might be hiding and laughing at him. On the other hand, the couple across from them, who looked like they were having a hard time, didn't seem so pitiful after all.

  Government officials and ordinary people are natural enemies. An elderly couple looked at Lei Da Peng with an unkind gaze, as if they were the type who distrusts the government and is unfriendly to city administrators.

  "Get out of the way, don't block my business." The old man waved his hand impatiently to shoo away Lei Dapeng in city management uniform. Lei Dapeng rolled his eyes, originally about to scold him, but unexpectedly this guy stared at the pancake with meat filling and suddenly said: "I'm hungry, you take care of my food and I won't bother you."

  The old man was stunned, and the people around him burst out laughing. Lai Da Peng's sloppy mouth and drooling appearance were really comical. Seeing that the old man had not reacted yet, Lai Da Peng continued to boast: "I am a special envoy from the Taizhong City Management Team stationed in the Taizhong Community. This area is under my jurisdiction. What's wrong with wanting to do business here? It's just occupying a spot... although it's not setting up a stall... however, I'll give you all a convenience, and you should also give me some convenience, right?"

  Wow, Ming Da Ming Chi Na Ka wants to come? The old man and the old lady were shocked by Lei Da Peng, I guess they haven't seen this kind of thing before.

  Lei Dapeng is also thinking of ways to deal with the situation, but it's hard to get a good impression at first glance. These are small vendors who have rich experience in fighting against city management, not easy to deal with, and pretending to be stupid...

  "Alright, let's eat." The local accent of the watermelon buyer was heard, and this child was indeed honest. He patted the watermelon and shouted out loud. Everyone burst into laughter and acknowledged it, but Lei Dapeng pointed to the sandwich and said with a greedy expression: "I want to eat this, as long as I'm full, I'll leave, and I guarantee no one will bother you."

  "That's for you." The businessman wasn't stingy either, and had the intention of appeasing him. He directly handed one to Lei Dapeng - after all, he was also someone sent by the government, right?

  Lei Dapeng took a big bite, his mouth wide open, and chomped down more than half of it. His eating manners were really not great, and as he ate, he mumbled unclearly: "Uncle, your business isn't very good, selling such small pancakes for three yuan each. For someone like me with a big appetite, seven or eight wouldn't even be enough to fill my stomach."

  "Seven or eight?" The old man was furious, that pancake with two more doughs, stuffed with five-flower meat, mostly fat and less lean. Ordinary people would be full after eating two, seven or eight would mean over a catty of dough and half a catty of meat, this is unbelievable! He hummed, facing the fellow vendors, saying: "Did you guys hear that? This city manager said he could eat seven or eight... You can eat it, don't say I won't pay, I'll even give you money."

  "Really?"

  "Of course it is."

  "Really?"

  "It's the city management who is cheating people."

  Those around just thought it was a joke, all laughed and smiled, from time to time there were cars and residents coming in and out, but this stall's matter had attracted not a little attention, others laughed, Lei Dapeng also laughed, suddenly he found himself so calm and composed, suddenly he also discovered that the phrase "heaven-born talents will surely be of use" was really damn right, other things I won't do, when it comes to eating, I absolutely surpass Parlatuga Einstein.

  "Eat and eat, as if shouting to others who don't notice: "Did you hear that, uncle said, eating seven or eight, no need for money, even giving extra money... This wallet, if I can't finish it, it's all yours. Do you want to bet? Eight pieces, if I eat one less, it's all yours."

  The old master has emerged, and Le Dapeng is not good at anything else, but when it comes to eating and drinking, he never meets his match. This wallet was put down, looking puffy, the person who put down the wallet looked silly, still eating.

  At first, the small vendors were stunned. After taking a look at the scene, those vendors stared at the old man with the meat pie and gambled that with so many witnesses, he wouldn't dare to cheat.

  "Do you still want to be stubborn? Your 20 jin watermelon, wait for it, I'll eat three in a while." Lei Dapeng said disdainfully. He also asked the old man who often lay on the ground shouting "Chengguan beats people": "Do you bet or not? If you don't bet, lie down on the ground and shout that you lost, I'm betting with others."

  The old man of the pancake didn't know whether he was stimulated by his wallet or couldn't bear to lose face in front of so many people after being ridiculed by Lei Dapeng for having small pancakes with little meat, and suddenly made up his mind, saying: "Bet then! If I lose, let's see how you walk."

  He cut a pancake and the second one was handed over. Lei Dapeng wolfed it down, stuffing his mouth with a crunching sound.

  Thirdly, wolfing down food, all the vendors stopped doing business and stretched their necks to watch. The way he ate was called ferocious.

  Fourth, the wind rolled up the remaining clouds. Many residents who came and went also came to watch the excitement. The eating scene was really majestic.

  The fifth one, the throat is a bit moved, this thing is not so good to eat. Until it was difficult to swallow, Lei Dapeng stood around, watching the crowd of merchants who were already stunned and had a face full of confusion, as well as some pointing fingers, unaware of what had happened, residents.

  Sixth, Lei Dapeng was biting his tongue, looking at the crowd while making a ruckus: "Everyone listen up, eat eight pieces, gamble for money, don't say that we city administrators bully people. If I lose, I'll immediately turn around and leave. Whoever speaks nonsense will be splashed with hot oil."

  This bald man is quite fierce, originally the city management bullying people is a common occurrence, but today there is only one city management facing so many vendors, it seems that the strong and weak forces are different from what was said, and they are not unreasonable, plus Lei Dapeng's comical appearance, those vulnerable small business owners who blocked the entrance of the residential area actually cheered for Lei Dapeng.

  "Alright, we're watching, six already."

  Someone urged: "Hurry up and eat, there are only two left."

  "Elderly people are also concerned: 'Child, slow down, don't choke.'"

  The crowd was on the verge of collapse, and the vendors were getting more and more frustrated. The sixth person looked like he was about to throw up, and when the old man took his turn as the seventh, he stuffed meat into the pancake with all his might, just hoping to get rid of it quickly. Lei Dapeng took a bite, chewing and swallowing with difficulty, his eyes wide open in discomfort. The dozen or so onlookers around him were almost subconsciously mimicking his actions, their mouths agape, their Adam's apples bobbing up and down, as if they were the ones eating and finding it even more unbearable than Lei Dapeng.

  No matter how hard it is, I have to eat. Leigang held his breath and relied on this to regain some dignity, how could he give up easily.

  The east wind blows, the war drum beats, I am a foodie, who am I afraid of... Lei Dapeng muttered to himself, his confidence doubled, and the meat-filled pancake was being slowly destroyed by him. Without soup or water, this dry pancake with fatty meat was not easy to swallow, the more he ate, the more he felt extremely difficult.

  However, the onlookers and residents were slowly intimidated by Lei Dapeng's fierce aura, and no one dared to make a sound. They all stared at Lei's mouth, not even blinking. I've seen all sorts of country bumpkins, but I've never seen one who can devour seven or eight large meat pies. Just look at that bloody big mouth, it's enough to scare the Tibetan mastiff from the neighborhood.

  The crowd outside was shocked, and the two gluttons, Dalian and Baishuiguang, were stunned. They didn't expect Leidaipeng to come up with such a move, and they were even more shocked by how fiercely he ate. The two gluttons were intimidated, and Dalian rolled his eyes and asked: "Baishuiguang, do you think this counts as a work-related injury?"

  "We are cracking down on eating and drinking cards, this is a blatant crime." Er Piao said, looking at the group of gamblers at the entrance of the community with a bitter face.

  "How many can you eat?" Li Xiao asked in a low voice, he had no idea about his own appetite, but he definitely didn't dare to eat as much as Lei Dapeng. Bai Shuguang thought for a moment, stretched out five fingers, then thought again and withdrew one finger. Comparing the two, it was clear that he was inferior to Lei Ge. At this point, the two chubby men looked at Lei Dapeng with admiration, who had already eaten six and was still gnawing away.

  The seventh one, finally swallowed it, the crowd cheered, but those vendors were stunned. The city management has all kinds of useless people, but I didn't expect to see someone who can eat so much. These seven meat pies are enough to stuff two big men, but this guy is fine. On the other hand, that poor old couple's face turned green, they trembled and cut open a pie, just as they were about to take a bite, Lei Dapeng stretched out his hand and shouted: "Wait..."

  "One sentence to stop, just in everyone's line of sight opened the wallet, thick stacks of hundred-yuan bills, several bank cards, held in hand and shouted: "Everyone can see clearly, this uncle and aunt, you two also take a good look, I'll eat one more, you have to pay so much?"

  They were stunned, this three dollars and five cents business, had to compensate for several thousand, that couple could not afford it, the vendors next door were also stunned, but did not expect this result, at this moment when the result was about to be announced, the vendors were all secretly calculating their gains, naturally there were many who were just watching from the sidelines, those two old couples looked helplessly at their partners, each and every one of them was as silent as a cicada in winter, this moment was really heartless.

  The onlookers were stunned, with whispers circulating among the residents of the community. Some said that the city management was too excessive, while others scolded the street vendors for being unreasonable and blocking the entrance every day. There were also those who instigated Lei Dapeng to continue eating, fearing that nothing would happen. However, there were still some people with a clearer conscience who felt that making the elderly couple pay so much money was unjustified.

  "Or shall we change our approach?"

  Lei Dapeng thought the timing was right, so he broke the deadlock. The small vendor was stunned for a moment, then heard Lei Dapeng say: "After you've gambled, I know you can't afford to pay; if you want to welch on the debt, you also can't afford to offend me... There's another way, just don't let me see you guys here again. How about it? We'll both benefit."

  It seems that this city management and most city managements have the same intention, but different methods. In addition to driving people away, they also ate a few more meat pies. However, at this time, a group of vendors were so embarrassed that they couldn't shout in front of the majestic and heroic city management.

  "Let's go... Let's go."

  The wife pulled the old man, and the two of them sullenly pushed the snack cart, squeezing through the crowd, and walked away in a sorry state. Behind them, the voices of support also disappeared. They didn't let the couple lose money, which was already giving face. As for the residents of the community, they naturally leaned towards supporting Lei Dapeng.

  He almost choked on his words and nearly threw up. It's really hard to imagine what would happen if the old man was determined to gamble with his own life.

  But at this time, no one dared to underestimate the city manager who had eaten seven meat pies. Lei Dapeng endured it and glanced at the watermelon seller, rolled up his sleeves, took a step of eight steps, and the watermelon seller was clearly intimidated by Lei's aura. He heard Lei say fiercely: "You are the same, either take care of me eating my fill, or don't let me see you... I'll tell you, just me, it's not even considered edible, Da Bao, Er Bao come over..."

  While shouting "Big Fatty, Second Fatty", they walked towards the one who often lies on the ground and shouts "Urban Management is beating people". Big Fatty and Second Fatty dared to come over. As soon as they came over, the surrounding crowd let out a collective "oh" and burst into laughter. The two of them stood there, like three mountains of meat, six eyes staring straight at the watermelon in the vendor's tricycle. This was more powerful than any words, scaring the vendor so much that he pushed his cart and ran away. As soon as they left, amidst the crowd's jeering, the vendors' morale collapsed. Those pedaling tricycles, carrying poles, and pushing carts all scattered like birds and beasts, each one running faster than the last, as if they had seen a ghost.

  Three straw-wrapped men scared away a group of vendors, the surrounding crowd was delighted, pointing and staring at this pair of half-fat men, each laughing with joy on their faces. Who says city management is cruel? The three in front of you, the more you scold them, the more lovable they are. You can laugh at them, but they just smile foolishly back at you. Not only that, the fattest one even clasped his hands together and begged the crowd:

  "Big brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts, take care of us. Don't put our photos online, we've only been city administrators for one day and haven't even received our salary of 1 yuan yet... We're also helpless, we couldn't find any other jobs so we had to wear these uniforms. Look at us brothers, do we look like bad people who bully ordinary folks?"

  Actually, no one had that thought, they were all looking at the two chubby guys, Da Bao and Xiao Li. After Da Bao said a few words, Lei Ge's long-lost confidence finally returned, and he walked away with a swagger, occasionally glancing back to see Da Bao and Er Bao staring at him with frightened eyes, clearly intimidated.

  Lei Dapeng didn't say a word either, proudly sticking out his belly and strutting along.

  Two people looked at each other and chased after them. Dà Bàng ran up, concerned: "Dà Péng, are you okay?"

  "Is it you who called me, Da Peng?" Lei Da Peng asked with a smirk.

  "Le Ge, to Le Ge, you are the big brother." Li Xiao Li said calmly. Er Pang Bai Shu Guang also gave a thumbs up: "That's right, we three, from now on you're the big brother, you say east, we won't go west."

  "Hmm, that's more like it." Leida Peng walked ahead, Er Pang hurriedly overtook him, and drove the electric tricycle. Da Pang asked with concern: "Lei Ge, are you okay? Why do I see you holding your belly all the time?"

  "Really, won't it burst?" Kuri no Chikara worriedly said.

  The fatty meat pancake is so filling that it's almost bursting their bellies. Now the two of them are a bit worried about Leiguo's belly.

  "It's nothing. I just ate half full."

  Lei Dapeng shook his head and muttered a sentence, but unexpectedly got off the car as soon as he got on, running far away. The two of them looked at each other in confusion, not knowing what had happened, and quickly chased after him. They didn't run far before stopping, and Lei Ge was stretching out his hand to dig into his throat, making gagging sounds as he vomited up the meat pie he had eaten earlier...

  It seems that this brother is really not easy to be, Li Xiao Li and Bai Shu Guang two chubby faces looked at each other in admiration, admiringly said: "You say Le Ge, for the sake of work, he can even give up his life, what a high image, what a noble quality!"

  What's even more unexpected is that a street vendor in the Taizhong community disappeared, and the city management patrol car discovered this strange scene. This matter spread throughout the Taizhong City Management Team overnight. The two team leaders were so amused by the story of the fleeing vendors that they couldn't help but cry with laughter. Originally, they thought that relying on connections would bring in three fat guys who wouldn't be able to do anything, and told them to take a walk before nightfall so as not to affect the city's appearance. Who would have thought that they would solve the problem of several stubborn households in the area that had been pending for a long time? In one night, they scared away all the vendors, and not one of them came back.

  Then Le Ge went to work on the first day, and became famous overnight. The unintentional move of these three useless people was used as a trump card by the Taizhong City Management Team. Whenever there were vendors that the law enforcement team couldn't handle, they would be handed over to Lei Da Peng's team to deal with. In just a few days, Le Ge's reputation spread far and wide, making many high-educated and high-quality female city administrators feel ashamed...

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