Chapter 4: Thunderous Words Shocking the Four Seats

  Before long, Lei Dapeng returned with a wet face, the bed had been tidied up by Simu Xian, and the four visitors were standing, staring at each other. This startled Lei Dapeng, who felt guilty and hastily explained: "Hey, what's going on? Why are you looking at me like that? I haven't posted any 'Girl Wanted' notices in the girls' dorm for a long time! Besides, nowadays girls all have their own ways of making money, so openly recruiting a girlfriend isn't a crime, is it?"

  Wang Hua Ting burst out laughing and quickly covered her mouth. Her classmate was known for being able to make everyone laugh with just one sentence, but in such a solemn setting, it was a bit inappropriate. Director Shi, as the head of the student affairs office, felt his face burning with embarrassment. He quickly changed the subject: "Never mind that, is Shanyong also in this dorm?"

  "Ah, the top bunk, that... Dan Yong Lao Da, I'm Lao Er, Si Mu Xian Lao San." Lei Da Peng pointed to the old man's bed, no one was there. Not only did he point, but also explained: "Dan Yong is not only the oldest in our dormitory, but also my sworn brother, I call his mom and dad as my own parents... we are like brothers... although his surname is Shan (SHAN), it has multiple pronunciations, also pronounced Dan (DAN), so people on the streets call him Egg Brother, and we all call him Egg Pain Brother."

  What the egg! The popular phrase among students was uttered by Lei Dapeng without any scruples, startling Wang Huating and not just her, but also the class teacher, department head, and even Shi Zuochang were stunned. Still so arrogant? Upon hearing this, Director Wang had an urge to kick him.

  Lei Dapeng thought he hadn't explained clearly, so he elaborated: "Don't get it wrong, you guys. He's not the one who's annoying, but whoever encounters him will be annoyed."

  With a loud laugh, this time even the class teacher Ren Qun couldn't help but laugh, probably half of it was being laughed at in anger. Si Mu Xian looked at his second brother's nature and also couldn't help but laugh, actually whoever encounters this second brother of ours will have the same feeling: annoying!

  Director Shi didn't smile, furrowed his brow, and had a somewhat infuriating feeling. Not to mention that guy called Shan Yong, just the one in front of him was enough to make him feel annoyed. Director Wang's face couldn't hold it anymore, scolding Lei Dapeng: "Don't ask you nonsense, studied Chinese for four years, only learned 'annoying'!? ... Where did you eat lunch today? What were you doing during lunchtime? So much nonsense."

  "The cafeteria..."

  Lei Dapeng replied with a sentence, somewhat dispirited. As the department head, student affairs director, and class advisor, he was clearly at a disadvantage. However, when asked about lunch, he suddenly had an epiphany, pointed to everyone, and even the foolish understood the intention of the crowd. He let out a few surprised "oh"s, then mysteriously smiled and chuckled, saying with pride: "Oh oh oh, I understand, you're here to find Lai Zu's food, haha... This time you've found the wrong person! At noon, I was still eating in the cafeteria, and Simu Xian hadn't finished eating, leaving half a bowl. Don't believe me? I'll take you to the cafeteria to verify. I even went to the cafeteria to buy lunch and told you, today only our two schools didn't have Lai Zu's food, haha... Don't believe me? Take a look."

  He burst out laughing as if he had gotten away with something, and while still chuckling, he pulled out the unwashed rice bowl as evidence. The lard had already congealed into a white gel-like substance. Lei Dapeng, whether intentionally or not, thrust it right in front of Shi Chuzhang's face, startling him so much that he took a step back. Si Muxian was afraid this guy would stir up trouble, so he quickly stepped forward to intercept him and explained how at noon the two of them had seen the stove being extinguished and then entered through the back door of the cafeteria to get food. As for inciting things, Lei Dapeng wasn't a complete idiot, so naturally he vehemently denied it. He even disavowed his own chanting of slogans with a flick of his wrist. As for the dorm's head student, Shan Yong, he wasn't even at school today - he had gone home and had already been back for two days.

  It turned out that the leader of the search for the troublemaker found two people who were not troublemakers, which made Director Shi lose interest. Ren Qun and Wang Hua-ting finally breathed a sigh of relief, as long as it wasn't their own students causing trouble, they could rest easy.

  Director Wang spoke up, his face calm and pleasant, pointing directly at Lei Dapeng: "Director Shi, you're also aware of the situation with the fourth-year students. There are only a few male students, if it weren't for them, our Chinese department would definitely not be in this state. I think we can't make things complicated, and this method needs to be discussed. Can't we just improve the food quality, optimize the logistics services, and let the students calm down? Do we need to elevate this to a moral and political level?"

  "Right, Director Wang is really wise. This is just a belly issue, what does it have to do with ideology? The food in our school is really terrible."

  Lei Dapeng didn't take himself as part of the crowd, he suddenly spoke up and interrupted, "You guys don't know, our school's food is awesome, it can be used as building materials... Why? The noodles are so soft they can be used to plaster walls, the rice is so hard it can be used to build houses. That soup, its flavor surpasses that of cement... Those steamed buns, once they're out of the oven, they're like steel-reinforced structures, if you don't have good teeth, you can't even bite into them... I suspect our school's chefs are all from construction sites... This isn't cooking, it's simply forcing everyone to go up Jinggang Mountain, it's impossible not to rebel."

  Sparks flew, and even Director Wang couldn't stop it. Rebel words were spoken, and Si Mu Xian was anxious. With a forceful kick, Lei Da Peng let out an "ahh" and his train of thought was interrupted. He forgot about the food and instead glared at Si Mu Xian with a sideways glance, scolding him: "Why did you kick me? You're wrong! At noon, you said that dish was pork, but it tasted like pig feed... wasn't that what you said?! I just can't stand this one thing about you - telling the truth is deadly, isn't it?!"

  The two of them argued, and Director Wang's face looked unpleasant. He asked Minister Shi, whose face looked even more unpleasant: "Minister Shi, how about we go to another class to investigate... Don't mind, Da Peng had a head injury when he was young, so his words are a bit straightforward, please be more tolerant."

  "I didn't..." Lei Dapeng turned his head, about to explain that he was absolutely fine and hadn't suffered any brain damage. However, the department director's gaze pierced through him, causing Lei Dapeng to swallow his words. Under the pressure of authority and intimidation, he could only pretend that his brain had indeed been injured.

  "Oh, okay... I'll reflect your opinion to the school." Director Shi was disgruntled but didn't erupt, the student's words were a bit harsh, but they were also true, he had heard about these things long ago.

  Just took a step, turned back to look at the dormitory, except for Lei Dapeng's bed, others were barely clean. Shi Chuzhang pointed at Lei Dapeng's bed and scolded: "Pay attention to personal hygiene... Look at how dirty it is, do you still have the appearance of a university student?"

  Lei Dapeng's bed was not very clean, with a head-shaped impression on the pillow and a pair of socks that hadn't been hidden in time, half-exposed. This hit Lei Dapeng's weak spot, and there were also beautiful girls from his class present, so he quickly covered up his bed. Director Shi didn't investigate further, but glanced at Simu Xian, then casually looked up to see a white paper banner hanging on Shanyong's upper bunk with the four large characters "Three Good Household" written on it. Director Shi couldn't help but laugh and say: "You call this dormitory a 'Three Good Household'?"

  Xiao Ri's words were laced with sarcasm, and Si Mu Xian felt a sudden surge of annoyance. He straightened his collar, his face stern and righteous as he declared, "Director Shi, these three 'goods' are not those 'goods'. Our three 'goods' are to be generous and kind, to be diligent and just, and to be sincere and studious. These are the three virtues of a gentleman, applicable from ancient times to the present, and also what Professor Song of our Chinese department teaches as the foundation for being a good person. Isn't that correct?"

  This sour young man is not entirely useless, his answer was good and he even brought up the respected old professor. Director Shi was taken aback when he heard this, while Teacher Ren had a hint of approval in her eyes. Sometimes she didn't agree with the way the student office treated students, nitpicking them to the point where they lost all their individuality. Si Mu Xian is undoubtedly a very individualistic person. However, his sour attitude made Lei Da Peng frown.

  These two guys made Director Shi speechless, turned around to leave, but unexpectedly Lei Ge remembered something and chased after Wang, grabbing him and saying: "Wait a minute, there's something that needs to be clarified."

  "What's going on? Everyone stopped in their tracks, thinking that Lei Dapeng had an opinion about being suspected of participating in the boycott. Director Wang was afraid that this careless student would talk nonsense, so he cut him off: "I know, your opinions have already been heard by Director Shi. As for whether or not you participated, we'll discuss it after the investigation. You're almost graduating, don't cause any more trouble for the department.""

  "No, not that. I'm talking about that..." Lei Dapeng pointed to the banner on the old shop: "This matter needs to be explained clearly to everyone, the words were written by Shan Yong. Ci Muxian is wrong, San Hao is not some kind of gentleman San Hao."

  "What's that?" Director Wang asked subconsciously.

  "These three goods are good food and laziness, love to indulge in comfort and hate hard work, love beauty and wealth. These are the three goods that men want, everyone wants them. Honestly, I'm not cheating you, Director Wang. This Simu Xian is a person who loves to talk nonsense."

  Lei Dapeng snapped his fingers, sternly and solemnly said. Several "ah" sounds were clearly heard being choked in the throat, Director Shi walked away with a dark face, furious. Director Wang pointed at Lei Dapeng, glared at him, but was so angry that he couldn't speak, turned around and left. Teacher Ren couldn't help but cry and laugh, turned his head and left, presumably they were all unable to condescend to argue with this student.

  Classmate and team leader Wang Huating couldn't help but stifle a giggle, able to make the intimidating Director Shi angry, only these few from 222 dormitory had this skill. Today, without reason, suspecting Class 2 was already making Wang Huating's heart hang in suspense, being messed with by Lei Dapeng, Wang Huating now felt relieved, inexplicably feeling a bit happy, as she turned to leave, she glanced back at Lei Dapeng who stood upright and straight-faced, not thinking he had said anything wrong. Wang Huating smiled and gave Lei Dapeng a thumbs up, her eyebrows fluttering, seemingly with a flirtatious gaze, lowering her voice to say: "Lei Dapeng, I never discovered before that among our class's boys, you're the most handsome."

  One smile and he's gone, Lei Dapeng's heart tightened suddenly, and he quickly covered his chest in fear that the little heart would jump out.

  What's going on? There are many girls in the school who have been labeled as "department flowers", "class flowers" and "school flowers", but Wang Huating is the only one who has been labeled as "party flower", standing above all the other flowers. She joined the party when she was a freshman, and became the president of the student union when she was a sophomore, what kind of person is that? Is she the object of desire for countless lonely nights of masturbation for the boys, we've mixed together for four years but haven't gotten a good look from any decent girl, now the party flower has bloomed just for us, how can we not be excited beyond control?!

  As soon as he thought of this, his whole body began to quiver, biting his index finger, rolling his eyes, looking in the mirror, and scratching his heart with his hands and feet, but after a few seconds, Lei Dapeng actually thought himself into drooling.

  "Ah... Ah..." A few "ah"s, Simu Xian waved his hand in front of Lei Dapeng's dazed eyes. Seeing that he didn't react, he casually gave him a few light slaps on the ears, and easily woke him up. Lei Dapeng wasn't bothered, smiling with a pleased expression as he rubbed his cheeks, and asked Simu Xian with an idiotic and foolish expression: "What's wrong, brother? Why are you touching me? Do you also think I'm the most handsome in our class?"

  "This is so satisfying, just like the comfortable feeling after finishing a good job. He hummed contentedly and Simu Xian asked with a smile: "Is it really handsome? Handsome enough to get your underwear wet? You can't just look at Wang Huating all day, can you? Is she someone you can fantasize about?"

  "What's wrong? The boss said, no matter how awesome a woman is, she still has to be under a man's crotch." Lei Dapeng said with a raised eyebrow and a sideways glance, pushing Si Mu Xian away with disdain.

  Xiao Muxian was struck by lightning and didn't dare to argue again. The three brothers were not consistent on this issue, each with their own opinion: pure love, no love, and excessive love. Looking at Lei Dapeng, who was still talking non-stop, he had already stood in front of the mirror, admiring himself, touching his cheekbones, and asking: "Brother Xian, did you hear clearly what Wang Huating said earlier? She said I'm very handsome... I also found out that I seem to have become more handsome recently... no, not just a little bit, but a lot! Maybe many girls in school are secretly in love with me, but they don't have the chance to confess to me!? Do you think my other half is Wang Huating?"

  "Haha……I'm telling you, Da Peng, if you don't speak up, others will think you're an idiot. But once you open your mouth, they'll take you for a retard." Si Mu Xian laughed so hard he was rolling on the bed, pointing at Chou Lei Da Peng who was deeply self-absorbed: "And another thing, Da Peng, can you please not spout nonsense from now on? I'm afraid of this mouth of yours. Can you really say things like 'good to eat' and 'good to look at' in front of people?"

  "Stop being so sour, okay? The boss said it's good to have a good appearance, good food for the stomach, and good rest for the body. What's wrong with men having these three goods? No wonder you look like someone from the old society, who hasn't even got one of them! You should learn from me, your elder, about how to enjoy life, every aspect is more refined than the last."

  "Ugh... Simu Xian slapped himself in the face again, and made another mistake by arguing with Lei Ge. To win an argument with him, your IQ would have to drop to his level, but you'd still have no chance of winning. No wonder Director Shi, Director Wang, and the class teacher turned around and left. Thinking about this, I fell silent, lying on my pillow and randomly flipping through a book."

  Lei Dapeng has his good side, you don't argue with him and he won't argue with you either. Not only that, but he's also very easy-going. YY, the beautiful team leader, sat down on the bed after a while, flipped over the MP5 under her pillow, put on her earphones to watch something, Si Mu Xian sneered, guessing this guy wanted to use the stored art films to relieve his desires, and that he needed to solve his happy life with his own hands.

  However, before they could indulge in happiness, the phone rang. Leida Peng, who was restless, answered the phone and saw that it was an exciting call. After saying a few words, he hung up the phone and hastily said to Simu Xian: "Let's go, Eldest is coming down the mountain soon. Let's go wait at the intersection. This time we'll have a big play. I'll drive my dad's car... We'll pull one back."

  This was the agreed fishing trip, because the boss had skipped class for two days to prepare, in college, except for attending classes, everything else was done with energy. Even Simu Xian came with energy, changed into sports shoes, locked the dormitory door, and rushed downstairs, out of the campus...

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  Note: The original name of the protagonist was Danchen, which is a homophone for "egg pain", but when writing it felt that this name was too artistic, so it was changed to a more neutral and easy-to-see name: Danyong! Chapter 3 was a bit careless and the original name was sent out.

  Today, I'll just post another chapter and let the protagonist make his official debut tomorrow!