The Five Great Calamities' Mischief

  Walking alone in this bustling city, I suddenly feel a suffocating sensation in my chest, as if I'm having trouble breathing. I lean against the outside of a coffee shop, looking up at the azure sky, and suddenly I have an overwhelming urge to cry. Mom is gone, Dad hasn't been found yet, what am I supposed to do from now on? A single tear rolls down my cheek, falls to the ground, and splashes into tiny droplets...

  ... however

  After a tear rolled down the corner of my eye, I regained my confidence. What's this little difficulty? I'm Han Xue Lian, the invincible! What can be difficult for me!!!!!!

  After plucking up my courage, I straightened my back, smoothed out my skirt and headed towards my current home.

  Alas... after walking for a while, I started sighing again, because... in this big city, I wandered around and couldn't find the direction of my own home. My route-finding phobia has struck again...

  A person who looks like a fool is walking along the road, occasionally raising his head to sigh towards the sky. To others, my current situation must look like that of a girl who has just been dumped: spiritless, unable to think straight and wanting to commit suicide...

  "Which direction is it?" I stood at a crossroads, resentfully looking at the three roads in front of me. "Oh heavens, are you intentionally making things difficult for me?????"

  I stood in the middle of the road and shouted loudly towards the sky. Passersby walking along the side of the road looked at me one by one with contemptuous eyes, as if they were looking at a madman. But...

  They were all scared away by my gaze: Humph, haven't you ever seen someone in a bad mood? Can't even vent a little bit?

  It feels much better to vent out the grievances, although I still can't find my way home... but there must be a way back, right? Yeah, I can go ask Police Uncle for help~~~~ (Our Xiaoxue's thinking is still at the level of under 10 years old...)

  I stepped out with my foot, ready to take a look at the billboard across the road (which had a map of the entire city on it), but heaven seemed not to have tormented me enough yet. Because...

  I had just stepped out with one foot, when a Ferrari sports car whizzed past in front of me. I was so startled that I stood frozen on the spot, my heart pounding "boom boom". But what's even more outrageous is that as the car "flew" by, it splashed all the dirty water from the roadside onto me!!!!!!!! Ah~~~~~~~~~~Unforgivable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  I came to my senses, panting and staring in the direction of the speeding car, but it was already out of sight. How infuriating! Doesn't he need to apologize?! Ah, I'm going crazy, how can there be such an immoral person in this world?!?!

  I was just about to burst out in a loud scolding, when suddenly, a hand landed on my shoulder. I quickly turned around... OMG! God! Are you sure the thing standing behind me is human?

  A head of golden short hair shining like sunlight, deep brown eyes full of evil spirit, high and straight nose, thin and ruddy lips... And also, white flawless cheeks.

  No way, Han Xue Lian, how can you still be infatuated in this situation? Wake up!!!

  Realizing my loss of composure, I immediately adjusted my attitude and pretended "You're handsome, so what? This girl is even more beautiful than you", and asked nonchalantly: "Excuse me, what can I do for you?"

  The handsome guy in front of me seemed a bit dazed, and after a while, he slowly spat out a few words: "Just now it was my car that drove by and got your skirt dirty, I'm really sorry!"

  "This voice is so charming! Wow, it's even more than that person and that person!! Wait, what did he say just now? That car is his? So... he's the murderer!!!"

  "What? Is this your car?" I pointed at him and said in extreme surprise.

  "En." He nodded slightly.

  My finger pointed at him for half a day, but he was calm and expressionless, his face seeming to have nothing to do with the matter.

  Good heavens! How can there still be people like this in the world? They've done something wrong and yet they act as if it's no big deal, as if they're the victim.

  He pointed to his hand, which had weakly fallen down, but the hand that had just fallen down immediately lifted up again and returned to its original position. I glared at him with extreme anger and said: "You got my skirt all dirty, do you think a simple apology can shirk off all responsibility?"

  "What else do you want?" He's actually turning it around and questioning me instead, how rude!

  "You've got to give me an answer, right?" I stood with my hands on my hips in a teapot shape.

  "Miss, you're standing by the road, and getting splashed with dirty water isn't my fault. What do I owe you?"

  The guy who did something wrong but still doesn't blush or feel nervous, I think there's only one "arrogant man" like him in the whole world!

  My little universe is burning!!!!!! Breathe deeply!!!!! Breathe deeply!!!!! Mustn't get angry, mustn't get angry! But...

  "How can you be so lacking in social morality? You were wrong first, you got my skirt dirty, you have to take responsibility..."

  "The arrogant guy" looked me up and down, then... a sentence floated out of his "dog mouth": "How can you be so savage, not looking like a girl at all."

  Ahh~~~~~~ I'm really furious! You're dead meat, you little brat!!

  "What do you mean by that? Are you saying I don't look like a girl? Tell me, what's not girly about me?"

  "Nothing is like..."

  “……”

  The two of us were arguing more and more fiercely on the side of the road, and the onlookers also gradually increased.

  "You young people, why quarrel? Can't you just talk things over?" an elderly man advised us who were in the midst of a heated argument.

  "Ah, look at you two, still newlyweds! A day as husband and wife is a hundred days of kindness!!" An old lady came up and patted my shoulder.

  Shrimp ah! He and I are... newlyweds?! Oh my god! Old lady, which eye did you see that we have a husband-and-wife look?!?! (Xue Lian almost cried...)

  "Alright, alright, you two! You fight in bed and make up in bed, go home and talk it out properly, don't hurt each other's feelings..." Another auntie walks over...

  ……

  As more and more people rushed over to watch the commotion, we were about to be overwhelmed. Suddenly, a force pulled me into the Ferrari parked by the side of the road, and then another person jumped in.

  I haven't reacted yet, and the car has already started moving forward.

  I came back to myself and turned my head to look at the "self-important guy" sitting next to me, asking in confusion: "Where are you taking me?"

  But he gave me an answer that made me want to hit the wall, and he actually said: "I don't know!"

  "What? Don't you know, how can you not know?" I glared at him furiously, suddenly remembering what had happened earlier and my anger increased another notch. "By the way, about your messing up my skirt earlier, you still haven't given me an explanation for that!"

  "Do whatever you want!" The "arrogant man" turned around and threw me a sentence without looking back.

  I want to do what I want, yeah, that's what he said. I can take this opportunity to scold him, but the biggest problem in front of me is... I still don't know the way home. What to do?

  After thinking for a while, I spoke very solemnly: "Hey, you said that, so now I'm ordering you - take me home."

  The "self-important man" seemed to have not expected me to make such a request, and after I finished speaking, he turned his head around in astonishment, staring at me for a while before saying: "That's it?"

  "Fine, whatever." To be honest, my sense of direction is so bad that if I try to find my way back home now, I'll probably end up sleeping on the streets. So the most sensible thing to do is to let this arrogant guy in front of me send me home.

  After getting my affirmation, he seemed to have made up his mind, sighed and said slowly: "Okay!"

  "Alright! Let's set off!"

  However, after a long time, the car is still stationary, what's going on?

  "Hey, why aren't you leaving?"

  "You... haven't told me where your home is?"

  Where is my home? Where is my home?? Where is my home???

  "I... don't know." My voice got lower and lower until it was almost a murmur.

  "The self-important man" looked at me with the same eyes as people looking at gorillas in a zoo.

  "Why are you staring at me like that?"

  "You said you didn't know?"

  I nodded heavily and said "self-important man" with a black line all over his face... Finally, he helplessly said "forget it". Then, he started the car.

  After driving with me for a while, he stopped the car by the side of the road, indicating that I should get out, and then took me to a place - the police station.

  This guy!!!! Thinks I'm a runaway or lost!!!! Actually brought me to the police station.

  "Hey, why did you bring me to the police station?????"

  "Didn't you say you didn't know where your home was? Then if I don't take you to the police station, where should I take you?"

  "You're really asking for a beating!!"

  He was just about to retort back at me when his phone suddenly rang.

  "Hello...... what?...... Alright, I know." After putting down the phone, he hastily said to me "I have something on, you go back home by yourself......" Then, he quickly ran into the car and left.

  What's going on????? After messing around for half a day, I still have to go home by myself~~~~ Ugh, why am I so unlucky......

  Seeking monthly tickets, seeking collection, seeking likes, seeking clicks, seeking comments, seeking rewards, seeking gifts, all kinds of seeking, whatever you want, just throw it over!