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23-Indeed, Lovey Is Still the Best

  Just as Kells raised his arm, he suddenly realized that his numb pair of arms were already having a reaction. This was a great thing, ah, all thanks to the painful memories from his youth…

  “Yo, Kells, still alive, huh? Hehe, thank the merciful Heavenly Father…” Daniel’s words were actually extremely reliable with the term “indifferent,” I’m saying. Kells already had deep faith in the judgment of the circuit system.

  “I say, Young Master Daniel, you’re not just playing with me, are you! You almost took my little life, ah. No wonder the servants of the Caesar family always mysteriously die. I finally understand. Alright, starting from today… I’m not doing it anymore! I’m sorry, ah, Young Master Daniel, but my little life is more important, ah. I still want to find a wife and give birth to a big pile of chubby kids, ah!” Kells knelt on the ground begging for mercy, ah, accompanied by tears and snot flowing together. It could be said that those who saw it would feel sad, and those who heard it would shed tears, ah.

  “Oh… giving up now, huh? Don’t you think this kind of life is very exciting? People don’t live just for themselves. Sometimes, we need to silently bear responsibilities. If you don’t want to do it, I can understand, but don’t slander the previous servants. Their sacrifices all had meaning, unlike you… Hehe, forget it. I’ll figure out the festival matter myself. You can leave, but the gates of the Wind Spirit Mercenary Group are still open for you. Whether you stay or not, no one will block you. Also, don’t mention tonight’s events to anyone. This is my only request.” Daniel looked at Kells a few times. He felt that persuading him to stay seemed to have no necessity anymore.

  Kells wouldn’t be moved by Daniel’s emotional words. Nothing was more important than his little life. If that bastard Daniel was willing to let him go, that was the best thing. Why not hurry up and slip away? Just as Kells was about to hand back the servant badge, a few “wu! wu!” struggling sounds came from the large black cloth bag, as if the mouth was gagged, but this sound couldn’t be mistaken!

  “Damn it, it’s a woman! Not very old, still a virgin… I don’t know what she looks like! That bastard Daniel caught this woman; isn’t he going to find a place to enjoy her himself? Cultivators can’t be near women? Bullshit…” When he got closer, Kells’ hound-like sense of smell kicked in. He sniffed out that the person in the bag was a young girl.

  “What? Don’t want to leave anymore, huh? Hehe… Devoting yourself to the embrace of the Heavenly Father is the correct choice. Do you really want to be an ordinary person for your whole life?” Daniel suddenly noticed that Kells’ eyes had some hesitation. What was he thinking!

  “Ha… Speaking of which, Young Master Daniel, let’s not talk about this anymore. We’re so tired tonight; let’s go back and rest first. This cloth bag is so heavy; let this humble one take care of it. This kind of rough work isn’t suitable for the son of the city lord to do!” Before he finished speaking, this guy had already snatched up the large cloth bag, and as for where his hands were placed, you understand…

  Of course, Daniel didn’t know that Kells had the ability to identify men and women by smell, but not giving up was a good thing. He also didn’t necessarily have the intention to get Kells killed. The cloak he gave Kells had been applied with a double barrier. As long as he wore that cloak, F-rank undead monsters couldn’t harm Kells. However…

  Daniel suddenly realized that this guy actually hadn’t put on the cloak… Sometimes, mistake incidents still happen, drip. Daniel secretly pinched a handful of sweat. This lecherous kid actually took down the three-headed zombie dog!

  When Kells’ thieving hand touched the girl’s butt inside the black bag, “wu wu!” sounds kept coming out again, but the cloth bag plus the clothes of the person inside were really too thick. Touching it, there was really no feeling at all, at most just fantasizing. The matter of not doing it anymore that he had just said, this guy had long forgotten. Having the son of the city lord covering him was so good. When there’s nothing to do, catching a bad girl and happily interrogating her, ah, commoners and low-rank mercenaries couldn’t encounter such good opportunities! Thinking about it, this guy started nosebleeding again. Compared to his little life, women were a bit more important…

  Seeing Kells flowing out noseblood, Daniel produced a trace of apology. “Oh… are you seriously injured? This time, I also had some mistakes. How about this: when we go back, I’ll give you 10 gold coins, just as compensation for being a helper this time. How about it? Tomorrow, we won’t be so dangerous. The tasks will be relatively much simpler.”

  “There’s still tomorrow, ah…” Kells suddenly wavered again. It seemed that without his little life, even if he got women, it didn’t have much meaning, ah.

  “Yes… until the eve of the festival, every day we have to go complete nighttime commissions.”

  “Young Master Daniel is the son of the city lord, ah. This is very dangerous…”

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  “Hehe, as I said, Leicas is facing huge danger. The undead are already stirring, and the countries to the east are also becoming restless. There’s no way to avoid it. People always have to bear something. There’s still my sister at home; Dad won’t be too sad.”

  “Damn it! A sister! A young lady, I’m saying! Daniel is already a handsome guy; his sister must be a beauty, ah. There’s actually such a good thing. This kind of life doesn’t seem bad at all… Hehe, hehe!” Kells giggled foolishly. Wavering or whatever all floated away like clouds. This guy had already hardened his heart to follow Daniel.

  After that, the topics along the way seemed to deviate a bit. The focus was entirely on Daniel’s sister. Daniel himself didn’t pay too much attention, though it’s not impossible that this guy was doing it on purpose…

  “Oh oh! The gentle and beautiful young lady is named Shana. Just hearing this name, I can imagine what she looks like. Too great! Hehe! Hehe! Nobles are so rich; there must be many of those. Stealing one or two definitely won’t be discovered… Damn it! Why is my nose bleeding again!” Lost in his fantasies, Kells bled quite a bit along the way, I’m saying. This made Daniel feel even more guilty, and the compensation gold coins rose to 15 at one point! This was the first time in Kells’ life that he had seen gold coins. Of course, that kind of idiotic excitement couldn’t be shown in front of that bastard Daniel; he was secretly flirty…

  When they returned to Daniel’s room, the focus then turned to how to deal with the captured necromancer.

  “Young Master Daniel, how do we handle this? Open it? It seems to have been confined for a long time.”

  “The matters below, I’ll handle. You can go back now. Come to me at the same time tomorrow.” Daniel was somewhat mysterious, seemingly not wanting Kells to know too much.

  “By the way, next time you go execute a mission, you must wear that cloak I gave you. This gun, you carry it with you, ah. It will come in handy. But don’t use the bullets carelessly. Until I return to the Holy Knight headquarters, that’s all there is.”

  Kells really couldn’t bear to part with that silver gun; it was super cool, I’m saying. But firing the gun wasn’t something a human could do, ah. One shot numbed his entire arm; he wouldn’t dare to use it recklessly even if he wanted to. However, not being able to see what the little beauty in the cloth bag looked like made Kells somewhat regretful. “That bastard Daniel isn’t really thinking of enjoying this little beauty by himself, is he? The son of the city lord, ah, the privileged class is just different.” With a few curses in his heart, Kells left his room.

  It was now 2 a.m., and Kells had no intention of sleeping yet. Everything that happened tonight was too memorable. Fat Dragon was sleeping beside him, its large tail covering half of its body’s part, looking very warm.

  “Big places are just different. The single dorm here is comparable to the best inn in Anda, hehe, and there’s the 15 gold coins I just got.” Kells lifted the cloth bag containing the gold coins and shook it a few times; the sound was crisp and pleasant. In Anda, this would be enough to live happily for nearly a year, and this was just one night’s income. The mercenary trade was indeed too easy to make money, but the chance of losing one’s life was also not ordinarily high. If it weren’t for Fat Dragon, if it weren’t for the Contract Circuit System, the most likely outcome tonight would have been him becoming a meal for the three-headed zombie dog.

  “Everything is like a dream. Could it be that the Heavenly Father has chosen me to be the hero of this world? Haha! I even encountered monsters from another world; indeed, I am the protagonist!” Thinking of this, many colorful little panties suddenly appeared in front of Kells; they were his favorites, ah. This guy was too pure; in his eyes, power and rights could be exchanged for these…

  When he thought of this, Kells touched Fat Dragon. In his mind, he asked, “Boss, are you there?”

  “Yes, I will provide 24-hour service. As long as you touch the contract carrier, I can communicate with you.” The thing that depressed Kells the most was why this voice was a man’s…

  “Boss, can you change to a woman’s voice? The cute kind?” Kells himself felt it was a bit absurd. But that voice’s answer was quite unexpected.

  “Yes, the Contract Circuit System will fulfill all the contractor’s requests that can be done. Please set the specific parameters of the voice: age, personality, tone, habitual phrases.”

  “It’s quite complicated, but very interesting. Then, let’s set it like this: age 18, personality cute, tone cute, habitual phrase, meow~ master…”

  “Meow~ Master! Do you have any orders tonight?”

  “…”

  “…”

  Kells was stunned for a full half hour before he came back to his senses. “Damn it! Too cute, it makes me itch all over, drip!”

  “Speaking of which, what should I call you? Always saying ‘system’ is so awkward.”

  “My name is decided by the master, oh! Meow~ meow~”

  “…Hehe, then I’ll call you Lovey!” Kells laughed evilly. Anyway, the system was there to serve the protagonist, and how to use it was, of course, up to the protagonist!

  “Okay, Master! Lovey is so happy, oh! Meow~”

  “Cute… too cute!” Kells produced an illusion, as if a super cute beautiful girl who could kill with her cuteness appeared in front of him. In his excitement, this guy stretched out his hand; he wanted to hug the little cutie in front of him, but he got a handful of fur, ah…

  “Squeak!!! Squeak!!!” A series of intense screams came from Kells’ embrace, but this guy was already lost in his fantasies; everything was an illusion…

  “Damn it! Fat Dragon!” He hugged too tight; Fat Dragon almost suffocated. If Kells himself hadn’t also felt a bit suffocated, he definitely wouldn’t have let go!

  As soon as he loosened his grip, immediately, he couldn’t hear any sound in his mind. “That was close… If Fat Dragon died, my hero dream would be finished!” Kells pinched a handful of cold sweat. Fat Dragon was too fragile; a little more force, and it would have returned to the other world! But this was also a good thing. From this moment on, its treatment completely changed. Kells revered it like a god, ah, just his gaze was a bit strange. When he looked at Fat Dragon, he would often giggle foolishly for no reason. That feeling was like a creepy uncle meeting a little loli…

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