The situation I am in is too hysterical... Wherever my eyes go, only vast greenness and mountains come into the visual of mine.

  Just last night I was drinking some sweet sake, boozing on it and I doze off after getting quite tired. But how the hell did I ended up here? Is it that situation where you are aware that you are dreaming. Yes might be that, yes! I\'m in a lucid dream! This perfectly solves the problem.. *sigh* I was too excited damn.. Anyways, might as well enjoy while I\'m still lucid.

  So~ lets see what can I do here..

  Oh and by the way I\'m your average businessman who doesn\'t gives a damn about life.[TL: Too addicted to virtuality]

  Hmm.. what\'s this? A small biohazard button like thing has appeared in front of me.[TL: How the hell?!]

  Ok, lets give it a shot pressing it.

  \"Status window accessed\"

  A case of literary theft: this tale is not rightfully on Amazon; if you see it, report the violation.

  Woah! Gives the vibe of a typical RPG.

  Cool. Now what does it says..

  \"Level: 1\"

  \"Class: NA

  \"Race: Demon God\"

  \"Physical AT: 80.000\"

  \"Physical DF: 25,000\"

  \"MP: 2566\"

  \"MP Recovery rate: 10 MP per second\"

  \"Element attribute speciality: Time\"

  \"Special abilities: 1- Leap [Can be used once a day]

  2- Time summon [Can be used once a day]\"

  \"Items: Normal T-Shirt white, Jeans and Spacial Storage [Limit: Unlimited]\"

  Actually what\'s with the godlike stats?!

  My Physical AT, DF, MP all are high, my race is demon god?! Moreover my special attributes is TIME!!

  Holy Ice cream on a glass gorilla!! [TL: Too much of a narcissist :D]