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  Krill: Royalroadlegends introduced a new feature allowing writers to reorder their chapters. Also, a new ‘blog’ page serves as the official newspage for all things RRL.

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  Krill: In other news, many RRL authors have made waves at other sites, including topwebfiction.com, with Mooderino’s new series “The good student” going to the top of the charts.

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