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Value Vacancy

  She was severely unstable

  A two legged table

  But at least she can't be used...

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  So I returned her

  Back to IKEA you go!

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  Chapters must be at least 500 characters long so the following has been added.

  The moral of the story is...

  buy a table if you want a table and buy a girlfriend if you want a girlfriend.

  Respect is a two way street!

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