*BANG*

  Me: "Huh what happened"

  Zeta: "It seems something made a loud noise"

  Me: "I know that idiot"

  Me: "I sense a presence. Two humans

  *crunch* *crunch* *crunch*

  The humans walk up to me and start touching me

  Me: "HEY STOP TOUCHING ME!"

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  Me: "God you dont just go up to people and start touching them."

  ???&???: "Wait WHAAAAT? you're a living being?"

  Me: "Yes i am. I am a demicore."

  ???: "Uhh what is a demicore?"

  Me: "I am basically a magic being that can create monsters and control things in my territory. Watch"

  I focus my mana onto the ground to soften it up and mold them into two chairs

  ???: "Woah how?"

  Me: "Its called magic"

  ???: "Hey can we uhh stay with you? We kind of.."

  Me: "Crashed your spaceship?"

  ???: "..."

  Me: "Yes i know it was a spaceship do you think im stupid?"

  ???: "Well no but."

  Me: "Fine you can stay."