Chapter 6: Online Sword Fight

  The first week was tense with exams, and the second week saw school life return to normal. This Wednesday coincided with Teachers' Day on September 10th, so the school combined the opening ceremony with the celebration of Teachers' Day, which was a convenient and efficient arrangement.

  "War!" Lu Feng scowled, taking roll call before class: "The opening ceremony of the new semester is about to start, and our class needs a student representative to give a speech. This task has been assigned to you." Waaaah... Generally speaking, the class monitor is the teacher's right-hand man, the most favored child, but him... Can he be amputated?

  Zhan Zhen gave a standard salute and replied loudly: "Don't worry, teacher! Leave it to me!" A new official takes office with three fires, this is the first one, it must be done well!

  It's only natural that capable people take charge. After class, Zhang Liangliang went straight to Zhu Ling with a smile and directly stated his intention.

  "Me?" Zhu Ling feigned surprise, although she also thought that this new representative's speech was none other than her own, but saying it herself and being acknowledged by others were two different things. This little black monkey wasn't too stupid after all.

  The little black monkey is the nickname she and Wang Qian gave to Zhan Yu. Her first child, Xiao Ming, was small and underdeveloped, secondly, his skin was dark (Fanzi shouted: Our family's Yu Yu is not black! Our family's Yu Yu is just a healthy wheat color! Can't compare with your goddesses, but it's definitely not black, okay? We are sunny), thirdly, he was lively and energetic, just like a monkey (Fanzi shouted again, don't envy our family's Yu Yu for being agile and slander others!), fourthly, what is a monkey? Undeveloped intelligence. This nickname suits her perfectly.

  "Of course it's you!" Zhang Dandan fully played the role of a class leader with great impartiality: "You're not only beautiful, but also excellent in your studies, completely representing the highest level and image of our entire class, our entire school. If you don't go, who else has this qualification?" Actually, there was another first choice, Li Qiu, but Li Qiu's personality... Alas, going on stage to say hello and thank you?

  "That... I'll think about it, if there's any problem later, Class President-sama should be more considerate." Zhu Ling smiled slyly, the term "Class President-sama" was full of sarcasm, and a hint of cunning flashed in her eyes, unfortunately, the rough and straightforward Warabeda wouldn't understand.

  She was also delighted that things could be done so easily.

  Apart from the opening ceremony, there is another thing called military training to welcome freshmen. Of course, I'm not afraid of it, but Dad's standard is much stricter than the formal military training.

  Zhan Zhu discovered that the so-called class leader was actually just a handyman. The whole afternoon, Zhan Zhu's precious free time after school was spent on trivial things like collecting clothing sizes, serving the people is not easy!

  With the bribe of breakfast in the morning, Baozi and them were indeed more friendly to Doudou, even Anran's resistant attitude weakened a bit. At least, they wouldn't hide from each other anymore. The six of them having dinner together was quite harmonious too.

  Xia Liqiu, Zhan DouDou, and Baozi sat in a row, with Da Shu, Fan Tong, and An Ran sitting across from them. Most of the time, Zhan DouDou and Baozi were chatting enthusiastically, two people with similar brain structures hitting it off immediately; Da Shu and Fan Tong were in a state of satisfaction, eating while gazing at Xia Liqiu, smiling happily, occasionally racking their brains to find opportunities to fawn over her. The original central figure, An Ran, was completely abandoned, mostly eating silently by himself throughout the meal, but for now, he didn't have any complaints because he still hadn't fully adapted to Zhan DouDou, this outsider. It's better if he doesn't speak.

  Pursuing Xia Zhi for so many years, the patience of war is still very good. Putting a long line can catch big fish. Making progress every day, healthy living every day.

  It was a calm and peaceful day, and the study life came to an end. When Zhan Rourou arrived home, her aunt had been waiting eagerly for good news. Now, there were two women in love at home! Jiang Xinyue was still in the secret admiration stage, while Zhan Rourou... both open and secret admiration had similar effects.

  "Xiaoxiao, according to your list, I've bought all the ingredients." Jiang Xinyue affectionately pinched Xiaoxiao's arm. It may seem like just breakfast, but it's not easy to make, especially for six people... uh, plus myself, seven servings. Fortunately, Xiaoxiao is quick and can multitask.

  "We are a united front, after all." Waruwaru Asha's little aunt patted her shoulder, and her aunt had been supporting her like this for so many years. It was time for her to return the favor. And besides... she liked cooking, liked...

  Although there was no substantial progress, Jiang Xinyue also knew that reality wasn't a fairy tale of love at first sight or a passionate romance, and things needed to develop slowly.

  The first thing she did when she returned to her room was to open her computer and check if there were any emails from Xia Zhi. Xia Zhi had always disapproved of her spending so much time writing emails every day, thinking it wasted her study and rest time, and tactfully suggested that she send one email a week. However, Zhàn Rúrú's heart was set on it, as long as Xia Zhi didn't explicitly forbid it, she continued to do things her own way, sending an email at the appointed time every night. Xia Zhi could only start with himself, and basically, after Zhàn Rúrú sent three or four emails, he would respond to each one in a targeted manner.

  Today is Tuesday, Xia Zhige won't be replying to emails, right? Zhan Zhu Zhu just took a look at the inbox with a mindset of trying her luck.

  New Email!

  The eyes of the warthog shone brightly, then hurriedly went blind.

  Wow, it's actually Xia Fei Han's... Oh, right, she forwarded that email to Xia Fei Han yesterday.

  Alright, it's better than nothing, let's see what he has to say. Hehe, I'm sure he'll be the one who ends up being humiliated by his own great comeback? Let's see if he dares to mock her again. This class monitor, at least she can walk with her head held high in front of him for three years.

  Sit up straight, twist your waist and neck, and get ready to fight. For some reason, whenever she faces Xia Fei Han, no matter what form it takes - meeting in person, phone calls, text messages, emails, etc., she feels particularly spirited. Is it because of her cautiousness towards the enemy?

  Damn! The first sentence is indeed full of gunpowder flavor.

  "Bean sprouts, you've been itching like crazy, haven't the lice fallen all over the floor?"

  Pfft! You're the one who's a tiny sprout! What's wrong with me being proud? I have something to be proud of, don't I? Lice? Where did that come from? The most annoying louse is you, okay?!

  He was furious and scolding in his heart, resentful that the person involved was not in front of him, otherwise he would have rushed up and beaten them violently... Now, he could only hold back his anger and continue watching.

  "Please refrain from sending Xia Zhi's mushy love letters in the future. Don't click the forward button casually, your stomach is fine but I haven't gotten used to the food here and it's easy to vomit."

  "When it comes to being a class leader, for the sake of Mr. Lu Feng's reputation and your class's honor and good name, I suggest you resign as soon as possible. The key to being a person is to have self-awareness, if you can't handle it then give up, don't try to hold on if you're not capable. Friendly reminder, if you quit now you still have control over the situation, but if you wait for two more days and get fired...tsk tsk..."

  "There's also the issue of Little Auntie's emotional problems. Tell me, how can someone who doesn't even have a full head of hair and has no idea what emotions are supposed to help others come up with strategies? Oh, sorry, I'm sure you won't agree with me on this... Hmm, let me put it another way: shouldn't you have accumulated rich experience in failure by now? If only you could summarize and improve upon that, then maybe there's a chance for you to be an advisor. But summarizing? Your IQ is a bit of a problem; improving? If you were able to improve, that would be the greatest step forward in human evolution."

  "Oh, of course, one last thing, I actually still agree with what you're doing. As the saying goes, a person values self-awareness, and An Ran is more than enough for you. Since she's also publicly declared that she'll catch up to you, why not take advantage of this topic and play up your true nature of being stubborn and unreasonable, satisfy her, and let Xia Zhi go."

  "On behalf of the whole family, thank you."

  The war has already made him speechless.

  She knew Xia Fei Han was always venomous with his words, but this was the first time it was such a long and vicious tirade! Because it was an email, she could only watch helplessly, unable to retort. In the past, no matter how bad things got, he would curse once, and she would respond once, exchanging blows and venting her anger in real-time. Now... this was forcing her to accumulate energy for a devastating counterattack!

  Staring at the screen with a fierce gaze, thinking resentfully whether to set Xia Fei's photo as wallpaper and curse it a million times. After stretching her muscles, she started typing away on the keyboard, beginning her online battle!

  "It's not cold in summer! You're a dead face! Speaking is not smooth, typing makes you swim like a fish? Just your weak muscles spent a whole day on so many words? From the standpoint of caring for and protecting you, I sincerely hope your hand hasn't broken off! Otherwise, you lack iron, calcium, and heart eyes, and you'll never get better in this life. I'm afraid Auntie and Uncle will be heartbroken! Of course, compared to being physically disabled but mentally strong, now you're physically strong but mentally disabled, it's not much better!"

  "When it comes to being a class leader, you must be envious and resentful. Don't worry, I understand, adults don't hold grudges against petty people. Some people are born with incomplete growth, saying that you're autistic is afraid of hurting the hearts of those autistic children. Xi Dada has said that in today's society, emotional intelligence is very important, have you kept up with the Party's rhythm and responded to the Party's call at all times? You've only been to capitalist countries for a few days, but your thoughts are already extremely corrupt! I represent the nation in despising you! When I became class leader, it was because I had good relationships, strong abilities, and an unlimited future. My becoming class leader was the expectation of everyone, conforming to the scientific development concept and the Three Represents!"

  "Let's talk about emotional issues, do you know that failure is the mother of success? Do you know that failure is the stepping stone to success? Please, if you have nothing better to do, go read a book. I've had at least 10 years of emotional experience, and you're just an ice-cold, heartless girl who's never even held hands with anyone! How dare you try to lecture me?! You don't even understand what emotions are, you're still wet behind the ears! Hmph! Let me tell you, my emotional progress is going very smoothly! Xia Zhi Gege has already successfully given me my first kiss, and my next goal is... Xia Zhi Gege's heart! I'm warning you, if you come out and cause trouble again, I'll kill you!"

  "Finally, brush your teeth well and get ready to call me sister-in-law!"

  Send!

  Clap hands, made a very cool back-combed hairstyle, hummed coldly, and completely relieved.

  A sharp tongue! When has she ever been afraid of him in a war of words?

  After re-examining my wording carefully, I must say it's truly both targeted and ingenious!

  Just as I was about to shut down the computer and go to sleep, suddenly "ding dong" - a notification of new email. My heart skipped a beat, and for a moment, I had the feeling of facing an enemy head-on - was Xia Fei Han on the other end of the computer?

  It's probably around 7 or 8 in the morning there now.

  With just a few words, the war drums suddenly collapsed.

  "Has my fur grown as long as yours?"

  Don't you know if my hair has grown evenly?

  Is my fur growing evenly?

  ...the war drums suddenly petrified...

  It was fine when it was in the whole email earlier, but taken out of context like this, it's quite meaningful.

  In Zhan's mind, an uncontrollable R-rated short film began to play... She thought of that night in Chengdu, the moment when Xia Fei Han first came out of the shower room. She remembered how he opened the bathroom door and the fine water droplets scattered on his chiseled physique like stars; she remembered how he wiped the water off his face with both hands and combed back his disheveled hair, revealing those deep, dark eyes when he opened them; she remembered the shock that his athletic body gave her, and also a close-up of a certain part - she really wasn't doing it on purpose, but under the circumstances at the time, she had subconsciously stared at that spot.

  She decided that for Xia Fei's question, she should use a declarative sentence to answer, or perhaps an exclamatory sentence.

  The war is burning again! After a few days, the scene at that time still lingers in her eyes, and she has dreamed of similar scenes several times. This Xia Fei is not cold! Which pot doesn't open to mention which pot! It was agreed that no one would say anything!

  Fighting spirit is heavy, thinking of a counterattack... But what can be done?

  So what if it's long? It has no power.

  Pretending not to understand what this means? How hypocritical.

  ……

  The warbler was in a state of anxious contemplation when suddenly there was a "ding-dong" sound.

  ...And then? The trembling hands shook even more, and opened with a quiver.

  "I just thought about it, I think I've held a woman's hand, hugged and kissed. Now that I think about it, could it be that was a man? No wonder my feelings are empty, because there are too many abnormal women in this world."

  Her eyes rolled up and her gaze became straight, then she clasped her head with both hands, silently looking up at the sky, and spat out three liters of fresh blood.

  Is he still reminding her? The woman he has hugged, held and kissed, isn't it himself? Man? Female pervert?

  He's gone completely mad. If smoke could come out of his head, I'm sure the fire alarm in the building would go off.

  Clap! Two hands hit the keyboard, just about to fix this dead motherboard, and then there was a "dingdong" sound.

  No way... War is about to cry, can't you just talk together?

  "Go to bed early, you've grown as pale as bean sprouts. If you get any darker, no one will want you. I'll tell Xia Zhi to be careful, there's a female wolf with ill intentions towards him. Whether or not you're his sister-in-law is none of my business, go wash up and sleep. I'm going to class."

  She didn't care about those things in front of her, anyway there was no good talk, but what did it mean in the end?

  I'm going to class?

  He made her so angry that she couldn't sleep all night, and now he's just going to pat his butt and leave? How irresponsible is that?

  The fingers of the warlord's hand flew swiftly and knocked out four words: "Die, you motherfucker!"

  I hope he receives it before he goes offline.

  When it comes to arguing, whoever gets the last word in is usually the winner because they've shifted the focus. But four words just can't express her emotions right now, not even one-thousandth of them...

  She slammed the computer shut, dove under the covers, and decided to ignore it. But Xia Fei's words and the scenes he reminded her of kept flashing in her mind like a marquee, the more she tried to suppress them, the more they bounced back. Zhan DouDou twisted into various shapes under the covers, finally unable to bear it, she sat up and let out a loud scream: "Ah!"

  Get out and don't come back!

  Woe is me, I'm doomed to stay up all night and turn into the dark green bean sprout he said... Wait a minute, why did she turn on her computer? She's going to send an email to Xia Zhi Gege! Look at what she's done...

  It's simply self-inflicted... Warlord suddenly burst into tears.

  Xia Fei was still sitting in front of the computer.

  Said to go to class, just because I don't want to delay her rest.

  His heart was both relieved and depressed at the same time.

  Fighting with her like this, I vaguely found some of the atmosphere at that time, and my mood suddenly became very pleasant. Hitting her and teasing her was just his usual way of expressing himself, and he believed she was the same, so even when he saw the four words "dead mother", he could now smile calmly and let it go.

  He ridiculed her for being a transvestite, and she said he was a sissy? Either way, they're quite a match.

  But he was still depressed.

  Xia's older brother has successfully given me his first kiss.

  Didn't she say she had never kissed Xia Zhi? Was it that night then?

  That night in his own room, such a fiery scene was performed. So what did they do in Xia Zhi's room?

  Xia was also anxious and restless.

  She's wearing so little... I almost lost control myself, what about Xia Zhi?

  She is still resistant to herself, but she is devoted to Xia Zhi!

  Xia didn't dare imagine what would have happened if she had shown just a little bit of initiative back then - no, even if she hadn't resisted.

  ...No way, I won't let her leave just like that...

  Did they kiss? She said it was her first kiss, definitely not the kind of lip-to-lip touch that she initially boasted about, but rather the kind where tongues swept back and forth in a disgusting way.

  He remembered the feeling of almost falling into it at that time, what about Xia Zhi?

  Xia Fei Han felt a bit breathless and leaned back into his chair.

  No, what am I thinking... Lately, why do I always think about some useless things... How are she and Xia Zhi doing? What's their relationship like? Didn't I already make up my mind to draw a clear line with her once I leave the country?

  Xia Fei Han felt like she was going to have a split personality. She didn't want to think about it but couldn't help thinking about it.

  "Isn't it cold?" A polite knock on the door, Xia Zhi appeared at the doorway opened by Xia Fei Han: "Why haven't you left yet? Don't you have class in the morning?"

  Xia's clear and gentle voice was music to his ears, Xia Fei suddenly jumped up like he had been electrocuted, subconsciously closing the email interface in front of him, then turned around: "Let's go now."

  Xia Zhi slightly noticed Xia Fei's slightly startled and overreacted response.

  Xia Fei Han felt a bit uneasy in his clear eyes, and his eyes involuntarily looked at Xia Zhi's lips, imagining the intimate contact he had with Jiang Yu before.

  It's really frustrating!

  Digression

  Haha, little bro has a crush... Don't worry, it's not just online... School season is about to start, many girls will be going to school too? Happy new semester, enjoy the last two days!