"Unicorns are horse-like." a common misconception.

  Hi. I'm Unorthodox-Investigator Quigley Crasher. And my position is fabled to be the worst in the police force. Again, another common misconception. My job is to investigate very strange reports. It usually ends up as some kids prank calling, or some party dare, or some drunk person. But this time it was different. You see the call went something like this.

  "Ring ring! Ring ring! Ring ring!" I picked up the telephone. "Unknown Caller." "Hmph. Must be another prank call." I said to myself.  "But, it's my solemn duty to answer these and investigate, so... here it goes."

  Stolen novel; please report.

  "HELLO... HELLO THERE, ARE YOU QUIGLEY CRASHER???" asked a rushed voice

  "Yes I am!" I replied "At your service!"

  "Hi; I've been a fan of you for a long time... how you just respond to the unorthodox cases. But I solemnly swear that I am up to no good- I mean I solemnly swear that this is a real case." said the voice "I think that unicorns are people; hiding among us,"